pussy required :3

floozys:

"hairless cats are disgusting!"

"hairy women are disgusting!" 

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Watching them fall one by one they fight

sickforya:

raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a girl

liftedandgiftedd:

if her legs aren’t shaking when you’re done then you’re not done

dapper-punk:

Life is too fucking confusing

n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

(Source: the-stonersofar)

cosmo tip #600

expertcosmotips:

if he thinks rape jokes are funny go on a romantic boat ride with him and leave him in the middle of the fucking ocean to die

shreksforthememories:

food should be free. water should be free. housing should be free. power, fuel, electricity should be free. basic necessities should be free.

the idea of “people should have to work for a living” carries the implication that some people deserve to die