pussy required :3

  • tumblr: omg look at this sex god
  • me: he has the appeal of a wet potato chip

ohnoifallinreverse:

Forever taking walks, haha.

So in place of weed (because its been 2 weeks of searching and still not shit to show for it) i’m going to trip on benadryll again like i use to to get through the day, so fingers crossed that i dont overdose and throw up blood again.

  • Pro-lifer: Would you have wanted to be aborted
  • Me: Yes

the-boy-with-the-kaiju-tattoos:

releasethemurderbirds:

a girl should always carry tampons because they can be used as a ward against immature boys

simply present one and watch the look of horror on his face as he is forced backwards

build a wall of tampons and no boy can cross

they will not summon the courage to breach the cotton wall

girl power

A BARRICADE OF TAMPONS

VIVA LE MENSTRUATION  

aconissa:

I am so sick of people trying to claim 50 Shades of Grey will not be able to have a negative effect on society because it’s “just a book”. The Bible was just a book. The Communist Manifesto was just a book. Mein Kampf, To Kill a Mockingbird, 1984, The Quran, freaking Harry Potter were all “just books”. If you keep saying literature and media don’t have the potential to change countries, or cultures, or the world, then you’re just deluding yourself.

cristinespaganpath:

Celtic symbols of the elements )O(

inhalexhal3:

citylightsandnightflights:

befe4rless7:

The reaction from a girl when you first put your fingers into her, unfffff

Sexiest thing ever

mmmmmmm

breathitallout:

timeformoriar-tea:

equestrianfangirlswag:

christmas-boners:

spockcicles:

pureironimpala:

three word horror story: The beep test

OKAY SO AT MY SCHOOL ITS CALLED THE FUCKING PACER AND THAT JUST SOUNDS TERRIFYING ENOUGH BUT THE BEEP TEST SOUNDS LIKE A GODDAMN ELEMENTARY GAME BUT NO THIS IS HELL AND EVIL WRAPPED INSIDE A GYM OF SELF LOATHING AND SWEAT

what the fuck is the beep test

someone please educate the innocent

You run until you die

Well you’re not wrong

the last 2 times i even did this god forsaken thing i puked and i blacked out and had to be carried to the nurses office 

Being so horny you can feel your heartbeat in your genitals.

(Source: m3rmaid-d0ll)

humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

I wish being a lesbian was a turn off for guys, usually it seems to just make them more aggressive 

helioscentrifuge:

asgardreid:

sextronautt:

we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police

Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.

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motionjessinwhite:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MYG OD