"hairless cats are disgusting!"
"hairy women are disgusting!"
raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a girl
if her legs aren’t shaking when you’re done then you’re not done
If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.
i would advise you to avoid santa
cosmo tip #600
if he thinks rape jokes are funny go on a romantic boat ride with him and leave him in the middle of the fucking ocean to die
food should be free. water should be free. housing should be free. power, fuel, electricity should be free. basic necessities should be free.
the idea of “people should have to work for a living” carries the implication that some people deserve to die