pussy required :3


Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a god

Phoebe is me.

Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.

 Neil Gaiman, Coraline ( via perrfectly )


No one is required to forgive you if you fuck up. No one is required to accept your apology. You make an apology to accept your wrongdoing, that you understand it and to announce a responsibility to improve. Not to solicit forgiveness. If forgiveness is given, great, but no one is obligated to forgive. Ever.




There’s no shit hotter than hearing a girl whisper “fuck” as you’re going down on her.


it’s amazing seeing people that say they love u moving on so fast 


if you don’t recognize trans women as real women and trans men as real men get the fuck away from me


please don’t do meth/heroin/crack/pcp or any of that wild shit please just smoke bud and relax none of the other shit is worth it