pussy required :3

ballpitfucker:

best-of-imgur:

My roommate bought black toilet paper.

#even my poop will be goth

loltias:

Seeing people the same age as you doing awesome things with their lifeimage

hate:

im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises

Women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego

(via thekihive)

(Source: no-datee)

qqualle:

So 50 Shades of Grey can make a movie that’s basically a porno but we still can’t have gay marriage because it’s “gross and weird”.

michaxl:

smiling is so weird like you stretch your eating hole to show happiness

(Source: michaxl)

pasiphile:

frankysplait:

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

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SUE

lesbian-goddesss:

leftwiththetide:

lavenderlilith:

When you’re talking to a girl and things start getting serious:

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Just laughed so hard.

If you don’t get this, ur straight

balreign:

ixnay-on-the-oddk:

dine24:

nuedvixx:

bevgodsgirls:

This is really, really important. Please take note.

This is entirely important.

This is not important. There are important issues but this is not one of them…

And that is really easy for someone to say when they cannot relate to that situation. Clearly it is very important to people involved, crazy I know, so why do you feel the need to mock problems you don’t have? Scroll along.

No one should ever have to tell such thing. I dated a sex worker, never told anyone I knew what she was doing. And when asked me why I told her that it was her choice to tell. And even if we are not together anymore I will still close my mouth about it. It seems obvious but not for everyone apparently…

trudymonk:

why do good shows get canceled when american idol is in it’s 13th season

Let not your love become attachment, nor your hate become destruction.

Umar ibn Al-Khattab   (via thatkindofwoman)

(Source: hear-the-heartbeat)