- tumblr: omg look at this sex god
- me: he has the appeal of a wet potato chip
Forever taking walks, haha.
So in place of weed (because its been 2 weeks of searching and still not shit to show for it) i’m going to trip on benadryll again like i use to to get through the day, so fingers crossed that i dont overdose and throw up blood again.
- Pro-lifer: Would you have wanted to be aborted
- Me: Yes
a girl should always carry tampons because they can be used as a ward against immature boys
simply present one and watch the look of horror on his face as he is forced backwards
build a wall of tampons and no boy can cross
they will not summon the courage to breach the cotton wall
A BARRICADE OF TAMPONS
VIVA LE MENSTRUATION
I am so sick of people trying to claim 50 Shades of Grey will not be able to have a negative effect on society because it’s “just a book”. The Bible was just a book. The Communist Manifesto was just a book. Mein Kampf, To Kill a Mockingbird, 1984, The Quran, freaking Harry Potter were all “just books”. If you keep saying literature and media don’t have the potential to change countries, or cultures, or the world, then you’re just deluding yourself.
The reaction from a girl when you first put your fingers into her, unfffff
Sexiest thing evermmmmmmm
three word horror story: The beep test
OKAY SO AT MY SCHOOL ITS CALLED THE FUCKING PACER AND THAT JUST SOUNDS TERRIFYING ENOUGH BUT THE BEEP TEST SOUNDS LIKE A GODDAMN ELEMENTARY GAME BUT NO THIS IS HELL AND EVIL WRAPPED INSIDE A GYM OF SELF LOATHING AND SWEAT
what the fuck is the beep test
someone please educate the innocent
You run until you die
Well you’re not wrong
the last 2 times i even did this god forsaken thing i puked and i blacked out and had to be carried to the nurses office
Being so horny you can feel your heartbeat in your genitals.
A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.
I wish being a lesbian was a turn off for guys, usually it seems to just make them more aggressive
we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police
Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.