Seeing people the same age as you doing awesome things with their life
im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises
Women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego
So 50 Shades of Grey can make a movie that’s basically a porno but we still can’t have gay marriage because it’s “gross and weird”.
i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce
When you’re talking to a girl and things start getting serious:
Just laughed so hard.
If you don’t get this, ur straight
why do good shows get canceled when american idol is in it’s 13th season