pussy required :3

dykeonatryke:

You’re cute. I’m going to make you moan.

kingcheddarxvii:

If hating humanity is one of your more interesting points that you pride yourself on then you are very boring and are not invited to my birthday party, ever, and there’s gonna be cake and you can’t have that cake

gayblowjob:

420 blaze it and praise it

pleasantandcain:

the-name-of-stone:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

OR FORGOTTEN.


OR REVOKED OF PLANETARY STATUS.

wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

T’was the night before 4/20

hotboxhero:

When all through the house,
everyone was smoking, even the mouse.
Munchies waited by their loaded bowls with care,
In hopes that 4/20 soon would be there.

All the stoners lay passed out in their beds,
while visions of bong rips danced in their heads.

The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.

(Source: jabberwockysuperfly)

bureaucraticdeath:

I love girly girls that wear bright colors and floral patterns and have long hair

I love androgynous girls with spiky hair that wear baggy jeans and sweaters

I love sweet innocent girls in sundresses with wide eyes and soft voices

I love hardcore girls with tattoos and piercings with attitude

I just love girls  (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧*:・゚✧

(Source: bureaucraticdeath)

i-do-it-for-the-lesbians:

gay as fuck from the womb to the tomb